LAWYER JOKE

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?


A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

LAWYER JOKE

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer.  “How’s it going?”, someone asked.  “Not too bad,” said Diogenes.  “I still have my lantern.”

LAWYER JOKE

Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A: A bad lawyer lets a case drag on for several years, but a good lawyer knows how to make it last even longer.

HELLO 2021—LET’S GET MOTIVATED!

Is there anyone sad to say goodbye to 2020?  For many of us, 2021 epitomizes the symbolic renewal of a new year, with an extra kick of life motivation.  In what ways will you channel this energy?  Unread books, unfinished household improvements, abandoned fitness routines, neglected personal affairs?  This may be the...

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LAWYER JOKE

A man walked into a lawyer’s office and asked about the fee.

The lawyer responded, “It’s $100 for 3 questions.” 

“Isn’t that a lot?” asked the man. 

“Yes,” responded the lawyer….and what’s your third question?”

LAWYER JOKE

Q: What do you call healthy lawyers voluntarily self-isolating in the future?

A: Alternate reality.

Lawyer Joke

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer.  “How’s it going?”, someone asked.  “Not too bad,” said Diogenes.  “I still have my lantern.”

 


Special Needs Considerations

Many of us have the privilege of knowing a special someone who experiences life from a different vantage point – perhaps one with specific physical challenges or unique cognitive impairments.   One special person in my circle involved a man whose intellectual disability limited his ability to live independently, but whose special needs...

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Funeral Arrangements: Ideas Anyone?

Jennifer R. Luitjens, Esq.

Jarrett Law Office, South Burlington, VT

A family member is celebrating an 80th birthday this year.  While she reminisces about years passed and relishes reasonable health and physical mobility, she knows the reality of death.  However, she doesn’t seem to fear that...

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